"I'm so happy!"

Recently, whenever I'm in a really good mood, I'll just have this goofy smile on my face and say out loud to myself, "I'm so happy!"

Then I usually spin around on my chair or stand on it or dance or make a crazy face into a mirror and start laughing like the fool I am because why not.

I don't care what makes you happy. If it's watching hours of Youtube, reading a book, watching your opt stand near each other, or farting into a purse, it doesn't matter. But when you hit that high, when you can almost feel that dopamine seep into your brain (without any illegal narcotics) then acknowledge to yourself that this is good. You're in a good place.

(I think I had a little too much wine today.)

And tomorrow I'll tell you all about this leadership forum I'm going to! So much to look forward to!

Real life conversations 4

This was a while ago, bu my mom and I were reminiscing about it today and it's still just as funny.

My mom fell asleep on the couch, and it was getting late so I decided to go turn the TV down. (This happens almost every night and it is beyond annoying.) So I walk into the living room and a funny commercial is on. My mother kind of wakes up my by quiet laughter.

Me: Do you know who is in this commercial?

Mom: What? No.

Me: It's Will Arnett!

Mom: ....I thought he was black.

Me: What? Who?

Mom: Will.i.am.

Me: (Lots of laughter) No mother, Will Arnett. The actor married to Amy Poehler.

Mom: What time is it?

Barely awake mother is always hilarious. I really wish she would have said: Wil.iam from Fergie! Oh movie references.

Real life conversations 3

My mom and I are about to go out so she can purchase this picture. She is in the bathroom putting on make-up. I come out of my room and was going to use the bathroom.

Mom: Are we going?

Me: Yeah, I was going to use the bathroom.

Mom: Why don't you get dressed first?

Me: I was going to use the bathroom before I get married.

Mom: (Confused look)

Me: Did I just say married? (Laughing)

Mom: (Laughing) Do you have something to tell me? (Laughing some more)


Why I blurted out married instead of dressed, I will never know. That was really messed up, but hilarious.