St. Valentines Day

Today is Valentines Day and it came and went. I could really care less. To me, it's just been that day where my mom gives me chocolate and a card and maybe a school friend gives me a little card with my name on it. (Which actually happened today.)

For me, there has never been the date aspect to this holiday. Yes, maybe a boy gave me a bunch of chocolate once, but that was just one time and he may be mentally unstable. Yes, maybe I got a text from a boy with kind words, but maybe we are all mentally unstable.

Anyways, I have been watching way too much Gilmore Girls and reading way too much. Now that we're caught up...

I am good though. They play is thriving. I found out today that I am in more stuff then I thought... I don't know how I feel about this. I realized today that I am so not a theater kid. I hate the fact of just redoing a play that has been done so many times before! I want to create something to be in, not just pick it up and do it. And it's not like everything I do has to be made by me, but I would like to at least shake the writers hands or something. Oliver is so overdone and so unrelatable, but maybe that's the point of theater.

Whenever she tells us to do something, I want to make a funny joke about having to act like Amy Poehler and Tina Fey, but everyone else is so involved while I'm just there not fitting in. Commotion was so much different and so much more fun it hurts to even compare the two.

The only very wonderful part of my Valentines Day is that Jimmy and Sabrina finally got together on Raising Hope! I am still very happy, which is not at all surprising considering it's me...

Well, my boyfriend is 47 inches! ...and his name is My Television...

I'm hilarious... I know. I thought of that one myself and laughed, so I thought I would share. I hope you had a wonderful day, and I end with:

Nothing like 30 Rock references to brighten everyone's day, even if you don't understand them.

Kind of a big deal

So, I preformed my play today. It went very well! I was shocked. In myself mostly. I remembered all my lines, I made few errors, and I was not even nervous.

Before hand I was freaking out, but once I was on stage in front of the audience, it was nothing. It think it has a lot to do with not being alone. You feed off the others around you because you feel a level of comfort with them, I really like that.

Random side note: I am watching an episode of SNL, season 28, episode 4 (which is like 2002), and the host is Eric McCormack. You're probably like who the hell is that, as I was. But I am realizing that the host does not make the show. This is one of the best episodes I've seen.

I just watched a sketch and Tina was in it! Which is a rare occurrence. She played a news anchor who suddenly falls in love with the stand in news anchor. It is hilarious because everyone is talking about their love and not focusing on the real issues in the news. Also, Amy Poehler plays an uptight reporter named Stephanie and Tina says my name a bunch of times, which is always awesome.

So, anyways, the performance went very well. I am proud of myself. I am looking forward to doing it again.

Shit, I really need to figure out what I am doing in the future...

Jar of Hearts

Here is my cover. You're welcome Nathan.

Jar of Hearts - Christina Perri:

I did two and I liked the second one better, but for some reason my camera killed it, and when it uploaded it didn't have any sound.So you're stuck with the moderately worse one. Whateves.You can hear some sickness in my voice, but I don't even care.

I also came home today and Photoshopped my heart out! I hope you like the new background. I like it a lot better then the last one.

And final note: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMY POEHLER! As you guys know, I am a huge fan. Parks and Recreation is starting up next Thursday and I am beyond excited. I missed TV so much, even though it never really left.

Parks and Recreation

I decided to re-watch the wonderful show titled Parks and Recreation. If you haven't watched it, go do that now.
It stars one of my favourite people, Amy Poehler.

This is why I love this show.

I love how it could be real life. Like The Office it is a 'mocumentary', but instead of office life it focuses on small town government. And as you know, 30 Rock is the best show ever, but a lot of crazy shit happens on that show that's hilarious, but very unlikely. With a mocumentary you get people with unrealistic personalities in everyday situations.

With it staying light out for long I keep getting messed up about the time! I thought it was like 6, but it's like 8. I hate that. If the times name was Ann, it would probably go down something like this:

I also love the casual use of fuck. Obviously they bleep it, but it just adds to the normal aspect. Adults working in government are going to say the f-bomb from time to time. I'm all about casual fuck. You took that the wrong way, didn't you?

Mini marathons by myself

I love movies. In the past two days I have watched 6 movies. Here is a list of them:

• Date Night
• Get Smart
• Water for Elephants
• Mean Girls
• Dinner for Schmucks
• Baby Mama

I am totally going to watch Mega Mind tonight too.

If you know anything about these movies, you know who star in them. Excluding Water for Elephants, Tina Fey and Steve Carell seem to pop up a lot...
I have this thing where I have Tina Fey and Steve Carell marathons by myself. And of course Amy Poehler! She doesn't seem to be in a lot of movies without Tina Fey though so it all works out.
And I just went to see Water for Elephants with a dumb bitch (kidding <3) randomly in the middle of my marathon.

You all know I have an obvious love for Mrs. Fey. I love Steve Carell in a different way, but he is definitely my favourite actor. And Amy Poehler is also amazing of course.

(I have this secret wish that Tina Fey and Amy Poeher were my lesbian moms.)


There is just something about watching your favourite actors and actresses in a movie that automatically make the movie wonderful. This is why Baby Mama and Date Night are two of my all time favourite movies.


(I have this other secret wish that Tina Fey and Steve Carell were my parents.)

I love how movies tell an entire story and sometimes entire lifetimes in less then two hours. There is no much information to soak up while you're loving every second of it.

(My most secret wish is that if I were to die sometime soon, I would be reborn as Tina Fey's unborn child.)

I recommend any of these movies, go get watching.