Let's answer some questions!

1: When you have a container of Neapolitan ice cream, what flavor do you leave for last?

Strawberry! 

2: Would you rather be caught in a thunderstorm without an umbrella or a snowstorm without boots?
Snowstorm, as long as some sort of footwear is available

3: Let's say you have access to a time machine, but it can only go either backward or forward. One or the other. Which do you choose and where do you go?

Honestly, I'd probably go back to grade 8 and get my shit together before high school knowing what I know now.

4: If you could choose to have any superpower ever, what would you pick?

The power of seduction

5: Tomorrow morning, you wake up in the body of a celebrity, like in a '90s body-swap movie. Who is it? How do they react to your life? What do you do when you're "them"? Would you choose to switch back?

Tina Fey. She is scared to death to be me. I do amazing things, like go to work and call Amy Poehler. Yes, I would because then I could talk to her about the weird thing that happened, forever forming a friendship like sisterhood.

6: Any allergies?

Only to your mom's perfume. 

7: What would you be more embarrassed to buy: sex toys or adult diapers?

Adult diapers, because it's not like there's a specific store dedicated to adult diapers.

8: Did you get enough sleep last night?

Ha, no.

9: You're the sole witness to a Mafia murder. Witness protection has to set you up with a whole new life in a totally new country. You have to leave everything behind, but you can pick where you move to. Where do you go?

Ah, I don't know! I want to say like Grease or Australia, but realistically, probably NYC bitches.

10: If you could star in a biopic about any famous person ever, who would it be?

Tina. Fey.

11: What's the biggest animal you've ever killed? Bugs count.

Mountain lion with my bare hands.

12: Would you rather have millions of dollars but always feel nauseous when you go outside, or be dirt poor forever but never get sick again in your life?

Rich. Who needs the outdoors?

13: A wizard offers you immortality in exchange for your two front teeth. Do you take it?

Yes I would.

14: Could you win the Hunger Games?

I wouldn't want to win. 

15: What was your favorite Halloween costume as a kid? How about as a teen/adult?

Barbie as a child. Barbie as an adult.

16: Do you bite your nails?

Nope

17: What was the first movie you remember seeing in the theater?

I remember going to go see Pokemon very clearly.

18: Do you prefer music with male or female vocalists?

Usually male

19: You and the love of your life are having a baby, and you get to choose the name! There's only one catch: your partner INSISTS that it be the name of a place, real or fictional. What do you name your baby?

Pawnee

20: If you could reboot or remake any movie, what would it be and who would you cast?

Charlie's Angels. Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, and Maya Roudolf would play the girls. Lorne Michaels would be Charlie. Jimmy Fallon would be Bosley.

21: If you could automatically know how to speak any language or play any instrument, which would you choose?

I would choose to know how to flawlessly play guitar, or piano.

22: For you, would getting amnesia be a good thing?

Probably

23: If you curse loudly and then realize that there are children nearby, what is your reaction?

"Oh fuck, sorry."

24: Of what animal are you most afraid?

Velociraptor

25: Pizza or oral sex?

Oral sex from someone who just ate pizza. (I'm only half joking)

26: Without looking them up, can you explain the rules of football? How about Quidditch? What do you think that says about you?

Not really. Like, in someways. I think Quidditch more than the technical aspects of football, unless by football we mean soccer. 

27: You're in the car, switching channels on the radio when you hear a song that makes you go "OH SHIT, THAT'S MY JAM!" What song is it?

Hold On by Wilson Philips

28: Have you ever paid to see a Step Up movie? If not, how much would someone have to pay YOU to see a Step Up movie?

I saw the first one in theaters... twice.

29: If you were being executed tonight, what would you choose for your last meal?

Chicken fingers and smile fries.

30: Have you ever bought an item of clothing because it reminded you of something a fictional character would wear?

Ahahaha, yes. I don't even regret it.

31: If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?

Stalk a whole lot of people

32: Have you ever been punched in the face?

No, and this saddens me. Someone punch me in the face!

33: How do you take your ramen noodles?

Cooked

34: Do you ever rehearse or plan conversations before you actually have them?

Almost always

35: How much black do you wear on a regular basis (not counting funerals)?

Because funerals are a regular basis. Not that much usually.

36: Do you have any tattoos? Do you want any?

No, and yes

37: If someone offered you a free pet snake, would you take it? It's not dangerous or really big or anything. They're just moving to a place that doesn't allow pets.

If I lived alone, sure

38: Do you know how to pronounce the word "pinochle"?

I do after I asked Google

39: Can you think of anything more boring than birdwatching?

Being outside and there being no birds

40: Are you better with numbers or words?

Words, as in writing down words

41: At the movies, do you stay for the credits?

No

42: Is morality universal or relative?

Universal

43: Let's say you're getting married to someone you absolutely adore. The only catch is that you met them through a Craigslist hookup ad that was supposed to be just for one night of casual sex. Would you tell your friends how you and your fiance met?

Yes, and it would be awesome and everyone would support me. (No.) (I'd probably make a joke about it at the wedding.)

44: What's the worst name you've ever been called?

Oprah Winfrey

45: Would you eat human flesh if it had been harvested and prepared humanely? (Say, from someone brain-dead who had marked him or herself down as an organ donor - same difference, right?)

Of course, without a second thought. Let's dig in.

46: At what age did you stop believing in Santa? Alternately, if you never believed in Santa, did you ever ruin Santa for anyone else?

I don't remember. Grade 6 was complete ending point for me. I don't know what the thought process was before, it's not like I was that convinced.

47: Do you get along better with old people or little kids?

Oldies are my homies

48: If you had to choose, would you rather become a nun/monk or a drug dealer?

Drug dealer

49: What's your best bodily feature, objectively speaking?

My booty.

50: Who is your favorite late night talk show host?

Jimmy Fallon! 

Dinner

This is another journal topic, but I came up with this one. It was: If you could have dinner with anyone living or dead, what would you order? Also, for curiosity sake, who would it be with and why?

           Nothing too messy as I would most likely slop on myself. She would of course say it's not a big deal, that she does it all the time, but I would still be self conscious about it all night.
           Nothing ethnic, not only because I might get sick, but I would probably pronounce it wrong making a fool out of myself.
           Nothing small like a salad. Salad isn't real food. She would make fun of me for ordering a salad and it would be totally justified. 
           Something safe that I've had before. Maybe nothing fancy, maybe just some New York pizza.
           If you couldn't guess by the many other times I've mentioned her in my journals, I would be dining with Tina Fey. (And we would be discussing our plans to elope in the spring. Wait, do you plan to elope or is that kind of defeating the purpose? Why am I trying to put logic behind my joke?)
           In every bit of seriousness I can muster, Tina Fey is my favourite person ever. She is everything I aspire to be. From her normal upbringing, to finding improv, to becoming a writer on SNL, to joining Weekend Update, to writing a movie, to creating, writing for, and staring in her own television show.
           Not to mention how perfect a role model she is. She proves that anyone, brown haired and brown eyed included, can follow their dreams by being dedicated. She never changed her imperfections to be in front of the camera. She stands up for woman's rights by simply being herself--the boss.
           I would just love to get to know her and have random conversations with her. I feel like we are a lot alike (when she discovers this she will have to agree to write a movie with me). We would probably be that one table that won't stop loudly laughing, but I'm okay with the dirty looks because I'm with Tina Fey so everyone just be cool about it!


And there we have it. My teacher put: I agree that she's a perfect role model.
Oh goodness I love these journals. I'm just going to put a bunch on here. She had a lot of nice comments this time around again. She circled "Your journal is fun to read!!" right in the middle.

St. Valentines Day

Today is Valentines Day and it came and went. I could really care less. To me, it's just been that day where my mom gives me chocolate and a card and maybe a school friend gives me a little card with my name on it. (Which actually happened today.)

For me, there has never been the date aspect to this holiday. Yes, maybe a boy gave me a bunch of chocolate once, but that was just one time and he may be mentally unstable. Yes, maybe I got a text from a boy with kind words, but maybe we are all mentally unstable.

Anyways, I have been watching way too much Gilmore Girls and reading way too much. Now that we're caught up...

I am good though. They play is thriving. I found out today that I am in more stuff then I thought... I don't know how I feel about this. I realized today that I am so not a theater kid. I hate the fact of just redoing a play that has been done so many times before! I want to create something to be in, not just pick it up and do it. And it's not like everything I do has to be made by me, but I would like to at least shake the writers hands or something. Oliver is so overdone and so unrelatable, but maybe that's the point of theater.

Whenever she tells us to do something, I want to make a funny joke about having to act like Amy Poehler and Tina Fey, but everyone else is so involved while I'm just there not fitting in. Commotion was so much different and so much more fun it hurts to even compare the two.

The only very wonderful part of my Valentines Day is that Jimmy and Sabrina finally got together on Raising Hope! I am still very happy, which is not at all surprising considering it's me...

Well, my boyfriend is 47 inches! ...and his name is My Television...

I'm hilarious... I know. I thought of that one myself and laughed, so I thought I would share. I hope you had a wonderful day, and I end with:

Nothing like 30 Rock references to brighten everyone's day, even if you don't understand them.

News from real life

I just folded the piece of paper on my desk into a funnel shape so I could slide the cookie crumbs off of it and into my mouth. I then laughed at what my life has succumb to and thought I would post it here. I also love the word succumb. It seems like it would be a dirty word like scum, but it isn't. 

Today has been a wonderful day. Let me walk you through it:

I woke up at a reasonable hour and just stayed in bed for a while because I had the day off. I remembered two of my dreams. One involving me meeting Tina Fey, the other involving me not knowing how to do CPR correctly and killing a kid... Yes, fun times.

I then got up and had a shower, which I will gladly get into details about. I finally found the right amount of shampoo and conditioner to use so my hair dried really curly, but with like 2 seconds of quick straightening it was wonderful. I then got to work on my task for my Nannie's birthday, which is a slot machine... I will tell you all about my Nannie's super secret surprise party after it is done on Saturday... Anyways, that is going fairly horribly, but I am dealing. No one was home except my brother, so I was in the kitchen crafting this structure and singing Gotta Be You by One Direction because I can, and let me tell you, those yous are really hard to do, but I finally got it, so yes, I have that going for me.

Then my mother came home and we went to good old Walmart. I have been to Walmart far too much over the past week. This party is going to be the end of me. But I did get McDonald's! MCDONALD'S BITCHES. I then went home and watched 30 Rock and ate it. 

And then... Then things got even better. You're probably like, "Stephanie, are you fucking crazy!? How in the world does something beat eating McDonald's and watching 30 Rock!? It isn't possible you stupid bitch! You are so dumb!" First of all, calm your shit bro, because the only thing that can beat eating McDonald's whilst watching 30 Rock is watching a NEW episode of 30 Rock at 8, then a new Parks and Recreation, and then, wait for it, ANOTHER NEW EPISODE OF 30 ROCK AT 9!!!!!!!!!!

In both, BOTH, episodes of 30 Rock my name was said. Well, one was Stephanie, the other was Stephie. BUT STILL. Also, there was a part were Liz Lemon said she needed to find a new best friend and I yelled at the TV, "I will be you're best friend!" I'm not even embarrassed. 

I have an English exam tomorrow. I have to go learn English. 

P.S. I think I figured out my life, but that's another post. Suspense much? I know you're hanging of my every word, so yes.

Obsession skyrocketing

I regret nothing.

So, this happened today. This happened and I feel like it was the total right and rational decision. I needed it in my life because it's the paperback. It's yellow and the paperback. It's yellow and the paperback and it's Tina Fey's book.

My parents have their moments. They understand my strange love for all things Tina. They back me up and don't judge me.

I need to go study for my exams now. Good day.

Award Season

Award season has hit off with the Golden Globes of course. I love award season because, as you probably know, I am a celebrity obsessed nut ball with certain famous people. Someone should seriously secretly film me while I am watching one. It's hilarious. Anytime Tina comes on especially. I freak out a little bit and by little bit I mean a whole lot. The phrase, "Marry me and have my children," seems to come up a lot while I'm watching these shows.

I also make acceptance speeches. I honestly can't help myself. Throughout the commercials I just sit there and talk to myself as if I am talking to the ballroom and holding my very own Globe. Insane, right?

I just enjoy it. I love events where celebrities get together, like for Betty White's birthday. That was wonderful. I of course thought of a birthday speech for her too, but I am going to talk about this speech thing at my next meeting with my shrink.

It's just so crazy that someone can live to be 90. My Great Nana lived to be 97. My Nannie is going to be celebrating her 80th birthday in a couple weeks. And here I am at 17. I just wrap my brain around it. Around the unknown, around the future, around getting old.

For now I am just going to keep watching these award shows, keep writing these speeches, and keep dreaming, because what else am I going to do for 80 years?

My two weeks are up

And part of me is extremely glad. I need structure in my little life. Without it I don't sleep, I don't eat, I don't know what time it is, I do nothing.

I had a lot of fails this break. I didn't finish my screenplay. I haven't given up, it just hasn't really gone anywhere. I have started way too many things that I never finish. That's like the definition of my life. When you have all the time in the world, you always just say, "I will do it later." This is where procrastination thrives. It thrives on welcoming souls.

I am usually good with deadlines though. I honestly didn't really start my homework until 8pm tonight. And at 8 I saw that there was a magical movie on that I wanted to watch at 9. I had one hour to finish my English and my data. Guess what bitches? I did it. Wet Hot American Summer is the best movie ever. There is nothing like finishing off Christmas break with a movie about the last day of summer camp.

The one thing I worry about tonight is sleeping. I have been going to bed at 3, 4, 5am every night, and mostly from insomnia. My insomnia has been so bad. So, so horrible. Every night. Tonight is going to be the worst. I say tonight like it is far away, but it is almost midnight. Shhhiiitttt.

Things to look forward to this week:

• Tuesday 7am - Tina Fey and Jane Krakowski on the Today Show
• Wednesday 12:37am - Tina Fey on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
• Thursday 8pm - Season 6 premier of 30 Rock

It's going to be an amazing week. A fucking amazing week.

Busy

I've never been this busy before. It's insane. Getting home past 7pm and having to do homework and watch my shows. How do people do it? I do really enjoy it though.

I'm only able to blog now because I'm skipping school... LOL I'M SO REBELLIOUS.

Happy December 1st though! My December tradition starts today; going on Neopets and getting the advent calendar everyday! I live such an exciting life it's insane.

I love writing

I do. I love it. And I want to do it forever.

I want to create characters and jokes and story lines and plot twists. Why? Because I'm good at it. I can actually say, "Yeah, I'm pretty good at this stuff," and I love it. I love to do it.

So, guess what? I am going to be Tina Fey one day. And I will mention you in my speech as I'm winning the Emmy for Best Female Writer. Maybe by then I will have an actual fan base that I will call, "The Causal Hello's". If you are reading this then you are an honourary Casual Hello, so welcome.

I'm thinking about writing a screen play. Just for fun. I have the idea all planed out. I've had it planed out for a while. Guess who it stars? Tina Fey and I as mother and daughter. Yes. Well, those who would be ideally in the movie if it was made into a major motion picture. Hehehe

Things I'm looking forward to

Here is a list of things that I am excited for. I want them to come faster, but they won't.

• Christmas
• New Years
• 30 Rock starting up again
• Next semester
• Graduating high school
• Never having to go back to high school again

These things of course have downfalls too, like exams and applying for university and not getting into university. That worries me everyday. What if I don't get in? What will I do? 

Move to Toronto and become a homeless person is probably my best bet. But realistically I would probably go back to awful high school and try to bring my grades up or something. I don't even want to think about that.

More news: I am giving blood on the 23rd! Which I just remembered I forgot to hand in my form... I shall do that tomorrow! My blood will save lives! I will be a life saver! Suck it Oprah, who's saving lives now!? Oh, you are? Cool.

Kind of a big deal

So, I preformed my play today. It went very well! I was shocked. In myself mostly. I remembered all my lines, I made few errors, and I was not even nervous.

Before hand I was freaking out, but once I was on stage in front of the audience, it was nothing. It think it has a lot to do with not being alone. You feed off the others around you because you feel a level of comfort with them, I really like that.

Random side note: I am watching an episode of SNL, season 28, episode 4 (which is like 2002), and the host is Eric McCormack. You're probably like who the hell is that, as I was. But I am realizing that the host does not make the show. This is one of the best episodes I've seen.

I just watched a sketch and Tina was in it! Which is a rare occurrence. She played a news anchor who suddenly falls in love with the stand in news anchor. It is hilarious because everyone is talking about their love and not focusing on the real issues in the news. Also, Amy Poehler plays an uptight reporter named Stephanie and Tina says my name a bunch of times, which is always awesome.

So, anyways, the performance went very well. I am proud of myself. I am looking forward to doing it again.

Shit, I really need to figure out what I am doing in the future...

Welcome new one

A big part of me wanted Tina to name her baby Stephanie. She was close, but so far off.

Nonetheless, welcome baby Penelope Athena Richmond.

Weird Dreams

I've been having weird dreams over the past couple days. I am going to tell you about them.

Okay, this one dream I had, I came home and my house was completely different. I was really confused. It was really awesome, like all new and complected. And it was huge. I kept wandering around, trying to find my room. There was so many people over. I think they were my family visiting or something. I got mad at one lady. I was still trying to find my room, when I went up this ramp thing off the kitchen and I found a nursery. There was some like 10 year old boy in it with a toddler. I think he was supposed to be my cousin. At that moment I realized that all these people were going to be living with us.
It was weird after that because I was like, "This better be a dream. I need to wake up." When I didn't wake up, I thought it was real. I texted my friend saying, "This better be a dream or I'm going to freak." Which, thinking back, is really funny. I finally found my room, and it was big, but none of my old things were in it. There was a fish tank, and I ran up to it trying to find Lemon, but there was just a bunch of exotic fish. Then this dragon looking fish and some other random one started fighting.
It was a really weird dream.

This other dream I had last night. It was an awesome dream, but, once again, weird.

I was at some sort of camp or something. We were having a spaghetti dinner. Tina Fey was there. She came up to me and asked if I was going to sit next to her. I asked if she wanted me to because there was an obvious separation from the adults and kids. She said of course. So, I got my food, which was a challenge because there was a lot of people. I sat down across from Tina, and Seth Meyers* sat down next to me. Tina and I didn't talk much, but Seth started talking to me. He was asking me random questions about high school, I think he thought I was younger. He then said something like I was quiet or something, and I told him I didn't really like to talk. And Tina was like, what, you talk all the time! And we had a good laugh. Seth offered to drive me home, even though it was like a 4 hour drive from this camp. I said yes. We stopped at his house first because he had to get something, and I thought it was weird that he still had a Christmas tree up. It was one of those small, fake ones. I assumed it was because he works a lot. He also had a cat. When we were driving, this car literally fell down a giant set of stairs and hit us, but it wasn't bad and we kept driving.
I was a weirdly awesome dream.

Sometimes I will go for months without remembering my dreams, but then I will have a week where I remember a bunch. I hope you enjoyed my crazy dreams.


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*Seth Meyers is the head writer of SNL, and he also does Weekend Update. Here is a picture of him for visual purposes. (Or just because he is gorgeous. Either way, look at his face.)

Girl power

Tina Fey has made me a feminist. 

I think I might have just realized this tonight. We are doing this not so quotation journal in English. You pick five general themes and elaborate on them with things we did/learned in the course and with everyday things we enjoy. 

The five topics I chose are: Morals and values, violence in society, faith, role of women and course highlights. I decided to write the little introduction of each topic first. This is my role of women one:

Role of Women:

    Over time, women have struggled to secure their place in society. We have gone from absolute power, to no power, to gaining power, to still gaining power. Our role in society has changed drastically, even over the past few decades, and it continues to change today. Maybe one day women can live in a society where it is not shocking that, “She's the first woman president/Prime Minister,” or, “She's the first woman to walk on the moon.” Even though these are both great accomplishments, society should not be surprised. The role of women my be forever changing but there is hope for the future.

It has to be 'formal', which I hate. I don't think you would really consider this formal, but I'm over it. I also think it might be too short; I might add on to it later.

Anyways, I'm writing this and I just have so much passion for it. Granted, I did steal some indirect material from Tina Fey, well, more of the general idea. And it just makes me angry. People of the past, what was your problem with girls? People of the future, let's not repeat these actions. People now, why are we still not all the way there? Other countries, read this blog post.

The three points I am going to talk about are:

Macbeth- Lady Macbeth knows how to get stuff done, like bitches do.

Wuthering Heights- Catherine wouldn't marry Heathcliff because of his status. So, what is her role? To be the perfect trophy wife? She doesn't really have a role; she just marries rich. Work for yourself woman!

Bossypants- Or Tina Fey. First female head writer of Saturday Night Live. Proving ignorant men wrong that, hey, women are funny. She writes for, acts in, and created 30 Rock. She's the boss bitches. She knows her role.

I guess what I'm getting at is a women's role isn't just in the kitchen. We have equal rights. We still may not be viewed as 100% equal though.

Bitches get stuff done.

It's someones birthday

Yes friends, today is Tina Fey's birthday. Today she turns the big 41. 

After all this talk about Tina, you are probably wondering why I even like her so much. Honestly, there a bunch of reasons why I look up to her. She is my idol. Let's get all corny for a second.

Tina Fey grew up in a normal family in a normal town. When she was five she was attacked by a man holding a knife. That's why she has a scar on her face. 

So now we have this girl, with a visible scar on her face. Now we have this woman that is on television.

Tina is a writer. She was always behind the camera. But that changed when it became Weekend Update with Tina Fey. While writing for Saturday Night Live she got a chance to be in front of the camera. Brown hair, brown eyes, glasses. Classic.

Now she obviously stars in 30 Rock. The show she created and writes for. Tina also wrote the screen play for Mean Girls, and stars in many of my favourite movies, such as Baby Mama, Date Night and Megamind. On top of that, she has won numerous awards for her work.

Tina Fey is awesomely talented and hilarious. Let's celebrate her.

Photoshop

A while back my brother somehow downloaded Photoshop onto his iPod from a school computer. I made him put it on my computer. So, here I am with a free Photoshop. I would open it sometimes and just pretty much look at it because I had no idea in hell how to work it.

Then came this YouTube contest. Thinking back, it was pretty stupid. What you had to do is add this orange's face into a picture. I'm like, I want to win this and I have Photoshop!

And thus begins my journey on discovering my Photoshopping powers of awesome. I didn't win the contest either. But I did teach myself how to use the program.

I love Photoshop. I love making graphics, banners, having celebrities in my living room...

Do you guys not know what BRB means!?

Oh, how we have fun here. I thought this was clever because it is pretty much my life.

Anyways, Photoshop is great. I may not be Photoshop Queen, but I'm still learning. Like I recently learned how to just simply draw on the picture... didn't know how to do that.

As long as I know how to add Tina Fey and Adam Young into my living room, I will be content.

Wouldn't it be hilarious

So I have this reoccurring thought. Let's get into more details, shall we?

I think it would be hilarious if someone put a top secret, hidden microphone in my room for one day. Oh the things they would hear. That sounds dirty (maybe it is). It's just that I'm insane, so I say random things out loud and talk to myself constantly.
Like if I was reading a paragraph like this: (Why can't you use tab on this site?) (Fail sauce.)

      Today a young rabbit was found dead in a wooded area in Hilterburg, Alaska. It is a tragic story and we have so little answers. What was a rabbit doing in the woods? Should we assume foul play? Where was Pedo-Cloud when this happened? Badger Police Chief Duncan Jumbles was first on the scene, "It was a mess. There was a fallen tree near by and it was rotting. Bugs were everywhere!" When we reminded Chief Jumbles about the young rabbit he responded, "Holy shit! There was a dead body there!? That's disgusting! Oh my God!" Badger Police is currently looking for a new Chief. Oh, we just got word that the rabbit was actually a ninety-seven year old man who escaped from the seniors home beside the wooded area. More of this story at six.

What was I even talking about? I had way too much fun writing that. Did you notice how it went from a news paper article to a written news cast somehow. Magic.

Anyways, as I was writing that I was first like, "Why the fuck won't the tab work!?" Then it was pretty much all giggles from there.
From my point before, I take random words from sentences, when I'm alone, say them out loud, and either swear or laugh, or swear then laugh.

I always do this thing where I say, "I know." I will think something, then out loud I will say that. I annoy myself because it's just an impulse thing. But I mostly just swear out loud to myself.

P.s. Please don't actually sneak into my room and place a microphone in here. 

From your paranoid friend, Duncan Jumbles.

Mini marathons by myself

I love movies. In the past two days I have watched 6 movies. Here is a list of them:

• Date Night
• Get Smart
• Water for Elephants
• Mean Girls
• Dinner for Schmucks
• Baby Mama

I am totally going to watch Mega Mind tonight too.

If you know anything about these movies, you know who star in them. Excluding Water for Elephants, Tina Fey and Steve Carell seem to pop up a lot...
I have this thing where I have Tina Fey and Steve Carell marathons by myself. And of course Amy Poehler! She doesn't seem to be in a lot of movies without Tina Fey though so it all works out.
And I just went to see Water for Elephants with a dumb bitch (kidding <3) randomly in the middle of my marathon.

You all know I have an obvious love for Mrs. Fey. I love Steve Carell in a different way, but he is definitely my favourite actor. And Amy Poehler is also amazing of course.

(I have this secret wish that Tina Fey and Amy Poeher were my lesbian moms.)


There is just something about watching your favourite actors and actresses in a movie that automatically make the movie wonderful. This is why Baby Mama and Date Night are two of my all time favourite movies.


(I have this other secret wish that Tina Fey and Steve Carell were my parents.)

I love how movies tell an entire story and sometimes entire lifetimes in less then two hours. There is no much information to soak up while you're loving every second of it.

(My most secret wish is that if I were to die sometime soon, I would be reborn as Tina Fey's unborn child.)

I recommend any of these movies, go get watching.

OHEMGEE

So, I own the book, here's a few pictures of me molesting it.


0 Days:

Me, happy with the book

Me, happy with a larger book.

Me, well... things got out of hand.

SO EXCITED.

If the inside of the book is half as funny as the back cover, I will be happy.

Daily Tina take six

I have a bunch of homework today. Going to make it my goal to at least watch two 30 Rock episodes in between. I honestly don't think this statement can be any more true...

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