A poem of love to NBC

Oh NBC, how can it be?

From 30 Rock to Community,

you always know how to make me happy.

Though I am but a girl,

with my intentions very strong,

I do not think our love is wrong.

You make me laugh,

you make me cry,

but as long as you're around I may never wish to die

It may be strange,

People may never understand,

I just want to hold your hand.

I hope you will wait for me,

I pray you'll be here to stay,

I just want to meet you one day.

In time I'll be making millions laugh,

I'll thank you for never turning your back,

my love for NBC is something that will never lack.

This has been a love poem 

to a television network.

__________________

This is one of my journal entries for my writers craft course. 

My teacher commented: 

"I love this!!! (You are a wonderful writer!)"

She seems to be thoroughly enjoying my journal so far which makes me very happy.

P.s. I just realized that the shape of this is awesome. It looks like a girl. I AM THE POEM.

Casual Strangers

A documentary entailing the after school journey of many families. Commentary includes songs and varieties of comments. Enjoy, but don't get to angry if you don't.

Just a little something I did whilst sitting alone in my living room. I worked hard on this. I hope it makes you laugh at least once, and if it doesn't, I really need to rethink my life goals.

This was fun to make. It was also kind of fun to edit. Maybe I will make more videos like this, that is if you like them. So tell me! Let me know!

Goodbye

See you all next year. 

LOL DO YOU GET IT!? CAUSE IT'S LIKE NEW YEARS. SO LIKE IT'S JUST TOMORROW. SO I'M LIKE TOTALLY JUST TROLLING!!!1!!one!!1!!!

Last names

Stephanie Doughty
Stephanie Lamb
Stephanie Awesome
Stephanie Sauce
Stephanie Owl
Stephanie Fey
Stephanie Simmish
Stephanie Wendy
Stephanie Podephanie
Stephanie Flowerpot
Stephanie Moonface
Stephanie Toadephanie
Stephanie Young
Stephanie Lemon
Stephanie Frank
Stephanie Fridge-Magnet

I am not a huge fan of my last name. It's random and and no one knows how to pronounce it. It means brave, fearless, bold, courageous... The list continues. I may be all of those things, but I will change my name when/if I get married. *Insert forever alone face.*

I am a huge fan of last names that are common objects. I find them hilarious. If you have that boss and they go around calling you 'Lunch' out of habit of calling everyone by their last names, I'm sure this might happen often, "Someone go get me Lunch! 45 minutes late is not expectable!" I can see all the assistants and unimportant people looking around thinking, "Is this guy insane? It's 8:45am..."

I'm sure you can think of your own clever scenario involving another common word that could be a last name. I will even help you out; think of one with the last name Wetter and tell me about it later. Or now, depending I guess.

I also love it when people's last names rhyme with their first names. "That Randy Fandy is a pain in the ass." How can you take someone seriously? You sound like some made-up character from a children's book. "Randy Fandy is really depressed, I hope he doesn't do anything stupid." "AHAHA, Randy Fandy? What a name!"

Another last name group I enjoy are the two first names people. Like, you don't even have a last name. You have two first names. "Donna Kevin is here to see you." "Do you mean Donna and Kevin? I only have time for one interview." I imagine if her middle name is Anne it would be a whole lot worse. But Donna is just one person, don't let her name throw you off. Poor people.

Millions of people suffer from weird last names. It's something we deal with. No one really knows how we got our last names. Well, I'm sure some people do, but shh. I don't.

When I get married to Adam Young I will become Stephanie Young. Assuming we will never get divorced; I will sing Forever Young for the rest of my life. And it will be awesome.