My two weeks are up

And part of me is extremely glad. I need structure in my little life. Without it I don't sleep, I don't eat, I don't know what time it is, I do nothing.

I had a lot of fails this break. I didn't finish my screenplay. I haven't given up, it just hasn't really gone anywhere. I have started way too many things that I never finish. That's like the definition of my life. When you have all the time in the world, you always just say, "I will do it later." This is where procrastination thrives. It thrives on welcoming souls.

I am usually good with deadlines though. I honestly didn't really start my homework until 8pm tonight. And at 8 I saw that there was a magical movie on that I wanted to watch at 9. I had one hour to finish my English and my data. Guess what bitches? I did it. Wet Hot American Summer is the best movie ever. There is nothing like finishing off Christmas break with a movie about the last day of summer camp.

The one thing I worry about tonight is sleeping. I have been going to bed at 3, 4, 5am every night, and mostly from insomnia. My insomnia has been so bad. So, so horrible. Every night. Tonight is going to be the worst. I say tonight like it is far away, but it is almost midnight. Shhhiiitttt.

Things to look forward to this week:

• Tuesday 7am - Tina Fey and Jane Krakowski on the Today Show
• Wednesday 12:37am - Tina Fey on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
• Thursday 8pm - Season 6 premier of 30 Rock

It's going to be an amazing week. A fucking amazing week.

Hey Jude

I was in one of those, "Let's film what I'm playing!" moods. I've been playing this song for a while and I just love it. This is the toal shortened version of it. I wish I went off at the end for like ever going, "JUDE-Y JUDE-Y JUUDEEE!!" But I digress.

As a distant relative to Mr. John Lennon, I hope I did alright. It's rough, but I enjoy it. I hope you get some enjoyment out of it too. I should have but put my Christmas lights up in the background! Oh well.

Hey Jude - The Beatles

So, if your name is Jude, call me up sometime and I will sing this to you. It will be magical, I swear.

This is what I did today:

• Cleaned my desk
• Listened to Justin Bieber's Christmas album 6 full times iTunes tells me... (I regret nothing)
• Entertained my aunt for too long
• Brushed my dog
• Dusted for my mom
• Entertained Li'l Nin
• Had wonderful, unproductive, fun times with my pals
• Wrapped gifts
• Made this cover

It's been a long day. Christmas Eve is tomorrow though! Wow. It came out of no where.

Oliver

Remember those auditions I told you about? Well, I got the part. I am shocked because the auditions went awful. It was not new Stephanie up there auditioning, it was old Stephanie who is bad at everything. I don't even know what happened. I guess it's just weird being out of the Commotion environment. And I never auditioned for anything before either. Anyways, you are now looking at (I hope you aren't actually looking at me) Old Sally! It's not a big part, but I didn't join it to act anyways.

I'm in a real play now. This is weird. If future Stephanie came up to me in August and said, "Hey, loser, guess what? In the near future you're going to be auditioning for a play! Can you believe it? Looking at you now I can't. Why are you getting up... Woah easy there! I am you from the future! Stop beating me! You're killing me! YOUR FUTURE IS OVER!" So, what you got out of this is two things. One: I would be shocked to have heard those words, and two: I would have killed future Stephanie because I would have thought I had gone mad.

I now know that I never want to audition for anything again. Being cast as a role is fine, but auditioning for one? Not so much. I think it also has to do with the fact that I am not good at picking roles for myself. I will stick with my initial plan: Write things and cast myself as the lead. It's foolproof.

Hey guess what! It's not my Christmas holidays! Two weeks of doing nothing and hating myself! I can't wait! It's so close to Christmas it's scary. I have big plans for tomorrow. I am going to clean my room because it's gotten awful. Tonight I will just watch TV and movies and eat because hell, I'm free.

Seasons greetings from someone hilarious

Because nothing screams the holidays like pretending to roast a marshmallow on your television screen!

I have a thing for thinking of hilarious picture ideas. I just rarely actually do them. I got this idea last year and finally took it.