Australia

I have been talking in an Australian accent for the past 20 minutes. I feel like I have come to master it.

Which brings me to my plan:

1. Acquire a large sum of money.
2. Spend a portion of it on a really nice new longboard.
3. Longboard to Australia. 
4. Find a nice Australian boy.
5. Live.

I don't know about you, but I find my plan pretty much fool proof. There are seriously no flaws.
When I'm stressed I dream about just leaving.
Sigh...