Hover-dog-can-hover?

Some talent you've got there.

This is not my dog, but let's pretend for a moment that I know everything there is to know about my little canine friend. His name is Charlie, and I know what you're thinking, "He's not bi-polar, he's bi-winning!" And, while that might be the case, let's focus on something else.

See, Charlie here isn't like other dogs. In fact, he gets picked on a lot by the other neighborhood pooches. I keep telling him, "It's not you Charlie, it's just that they're too jealous to want to get to know you. Never forget you're one special dog."

Charlie was born with a condition called hover-dog-can-hover. It's a very rare condition, this is the only case doctors have come across in North America. Charlie's legs are not able to come out from under his body, so he has adapted by simply being able to hover where ever he needs or wants to go.

As far as our studies have shown, he doesn't get tired like normal dogs do from walking or running. Charlie can hover after squirrels for hours without needing a break, it's a different story for the squirrels though.

Charlie's future hopes are to find a wife and have many hover puppies. So far he has had no luck with the ladies, but Charlie isn't one to give up.

I just keep telling him, "You've got to hover after your dreams Charlie, hover as fast as you can!"