Mom: What are you going to do for lunches when you go back to school?
Me: (yells) I am not going back to school!
Mom: Oh yeah?
Me: Yes. I am going to drop out and move to Australia.
Mom: What are you going to do there?
Me: I heard the economy is good. I will easily find work... as the youngest surgeon ever! I will tell them I did my schooling in Canada. They won't doubt me. Everybody believes Canadians.
Mom: Has anyone ever told you how weird you are?
Me: They won't be saying that when I save their lives... as the youngest surgeon ever!
Then I grabbed my grilled cheese and ran.
Just a girl that's still unequipped for the real world, but working on it; one blog post at a time.
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