This is the first one I've ever thought of. Please, feel free to judge me.
STEPHANIE DOUGHTY MONOLOGUE ~ Stephanie Doughty/Tina Fey/Amy Poehler
(OPEN ON: STEPHANIE COMING DOWN TO CENTER STAGE.)
STEPHANIE
Hello everyone! Wow, it's so amazing to be here a Saturday Night Live! Every Saturday night I would blow off all the cool teen parties and social events, that I was of course invited to, and stay in my room to watch SNL. It feels just like yesterday that I was spending my summer vacation watching old episodes. Episode after episode, hour after hour. Best summer ever. The seasons with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler doing Weekend Update were by far my favourite. Actually, let me tell you a little secret. My most deep, dark, wish is that Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are my lesbian moms.
(TINA AND AMY COME OUT, HOLDING HANDS, LOOKING BUTCH.)
TINA
Didn't anyone ever tell you sweetie?
AMY
When you make a wish on the SNL stage, it comes true.
(OUT OF CHARACTER)
TINA
No matter how very weird it may be.
AMY
Yeah, seriously. What teenage girl dreams of this in her spare time?
(REALIZING THEY WENT OUT OF CHARACTER, GOES BACK INTO CHARACTER.)
TINA
She is our daughter though, and we love her.
STEPHANIE
Oh moms! I love you too! We have a great show for you tonight! The Submarines are here! Stick around, we'll be right back!
(CAMERA PANS AWAY WITH STEPHANIE, TINA, AND AMY BECOMING BEST FRIENDS.)
Just a girl that's still unequipped for the real world, but working on it; one blog post at a time.
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