Asterisk party

*Sits down*
*Asks for a martini*
*Looks left*
*Looks right*
*Receives martini*
*Mingling begins*
*Talks to James*
*Slaps James*
*Sip Martini*
*Spits martini out onto Kyle*
*Doesn't apologize*
*Hates everyone here*
*Walks into bathroom*
*Climbs out window*
*Run into night*
*Doesn't look back*
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Since when do these * mean actions?

*Kills people with fireworks*

Did this start with Habbo? Oh Habbo Hotel...

I can do anything online with these babies *.

*Teleports to London*
*Eats with the Queen*

You know how they also you them in products to direct you to fine print? Here's an example I did for a psychology project:

Do you think you may have a problem? Are you hesitant of talking face-to-face? Do you want answers from a real person? Do you want answers from a professional psychiatrist? If so, send an e-mail to AskTheExpert@gmail.com for a chance to have your question and answer published in this very magazine! Completely anonymous*! Completely free*! Completely real*!

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*Your name or e-mail might accidentally be printed. We cannot be held responsible.

*Your pay-pal account must be entered before sending. Random increments may be withdrawn. This is to be expected.

*Only the answers published are answered from a licenced psychiatrist. Answers you receive via e-mail are computer generated (much like a fortune cookie), we cannot be held responsible for making your problems worse. We also cannot be held responsible for any foul language or random nonsense you may receive.

 I think I'm hilarious. *Makes out with your face*